breakfast of champions
sharon sent me this piece, which i am titling:
- breakfast of champions,
- who has time to clear the dishes?, or
- the goofball pulls an all-nighter.
now let’s take a little trip to the master bathroom, home to this scene i’m going to call:
- walgreens stock truck crashes into east memphis home,
- step one – chug wine. step two – remove panties. step three – apply hair removal system, or
- east(ern medicine) meets west(ern medicine).
for those of you who are playing along at home, the two most recent submissions to the reality project have involved stray skivvies. what can i say? it’s modern motherhood. not everything has its place.
Tags: breakfast of champions, east memphis, eastern medicine, reality project, skivvies, walgreens, western medicine
June 3rd, 2011 at 8:38 am
Is that a tampon in the wine glass? Must have been a banner evening.
June 3rd, 2011 at 9:43 am
indeed, that is a tampon and I really cannot explain how it ended up there. M.A. keep these coming, They are hilarious and also make me feel so much better about myself and Im certain many others as well.