wanted: heretofore unprecedented boost in energy
Monday, March 28th, 2011list of things to do:
- potty train the bird
- wean the bird from his chew toy (pacifier)
- switch bird to a big-boy-bed
- eliminate (excuse the pun) the monkey’s night-time pull-up
- experience a miraculous and heretofore unprecedented boost in energy
my kids are ready to move forward, and i can foresee that life without diapers, chew toys, easily-scaled cribs, and pull-ups will be easier. but not without getting much more difficult first.
list of supplies needed:
- big boy pants
- wine
- elmo potty
- padded room (for all of us)
- screwdriver for crib disassembly
- marriage counseling
- big boy bed
- washer/dryer
- B12 shot
- sense of humor
wish us luck!
