breakfast of champions
Friday, June 3rd, 2011sharon sent me this piece, which i am titling:
- breakfast of champions,
- who has time to clear the dishes?, or
- the goofball pulls an all-nighter.
now let’s take a little trip to the master bathroom, home to this scene i’m going to call:
- walgreens stock truck crashes into east memphis home,
- step one – chug wine. step two – remove panties. step three – apply hair removal system, or
- east(ern medicine) meets west(ern medicine).
for those of you who are playing along at home, the two most recent submissions to the reality project have involved stray skivvies. what can i say? it’s modern motherhood. not everything has its place.
